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Disclaimer:
This journal is written in a way that blends reality, imagination, exaggerration, bitchy at times and unpredictable mood swings. Read at your own risk. Not recommended for those who are sensitive and taking offense too regularly


About absolut-badjohn:
He can be absolutely BAD, he is the guy that YOUR MOTHER has warned you about, he has the tendency to do the OPPOSITE when people tell him what to do, he can be an arrogant BASTARD and a SELFISH creature, he's ALCOHOL's best friend, he's a tart but not a CHEAP one, he is an ex-DJ, ex-Buddhist, ex-traordinaire, ex-clubber that turns into bars HOPPER, he's not a CELEBRITY but acts like one, he speaks several LANGUAGES but can only write well in English, and by the way, he is GAY (at this moment) and OUT.



Stats
Name: Bad John
Location: Jakarta
Age: Early Thirties
Height: Shorter than Eiffel Tower
Weight: Heavier than a feather
Hair Colour: Depending on the mood
Eyes: Green (If I see money)
Markings: Few tatts, few piercings
Languages: English (fluent)
Indonesian (impeccable)
French (ok)
Mandarin (to laugh)
Italian (to swear)
Spanish (food names)
German (in the bad mood)
Makassarese (in my hometown)
Javanese (to my Javanese friends)

Pets: Some men


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:JB or BJ?
Birthday:08/05
Birthplace:Makassar
Current Location:Jakarta at its best
Eye Color:brownish
Hair Color:greyish
Height:175cm
Right Handed or Left Handed:depends for what purpose
Your Heritage:exotic Asian
The Shoes You Wore Today:red/black sneakers
Your Weakness:deep penetrating eyes
Your Fears:fame
Your Perfect Pizza:meat meat meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get rich
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:i c
Thoughts First Waking Up:jerk off
Your Best Physical Feature:smile
Your Bedtime:after midnight
Your Most Missed Memory:watching the sunset from my rooftop
Pepsi or Coke:coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:burger king
Single or Group Dates:depends on the type of guys offered
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:yuck!
Chocolate or Vanilla:vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee, black and bitter
Do you Smoke:yes loads
Do you Swear:sometimes
Do you Sing:naaa....
Do you Shower Daily:must
Have you Been in Love:oh yeah
Do you want to go to College:done that. horrible years
Do you want to get Married:haven't thought about it
Do you belive in yourself:yep
Do you get Motion Sickness:don't think so
Do you think you are Attractive:to certain people i suppose
Are you a Health Freak:naaaa....
Do you get along with your Parents:quite well
Do you like Thunderstorms:exciting
Do you play an Instrument:nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:i'm not a moslem
In the past month have you Smoked:every single minute
In the past month have you been on Drugs:never never never
In the past month have you gone on a Date:can we change the word "month"? It's too long
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:it's a culture here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:hate it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:oh yes. my fave
In the past month have you been on Stage:more back stage
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:it's not allowed here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I'm not Wynona
Ever been Drunk:oh yeah. loads
Ever been called a Tease:sometimes
Ever been Beaten up:violence free here
Ever Shoplifted:nope
How do you want to Die:by the beach or while snow falling
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:define grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:so far? Brazil, Cuba and Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:black
Favourite Hair Color:dark
Short or Long Hair:short
Height:as long as I don't need a ladder to kiss him
Weight:slim up to swimmer's build
Best Clothing Style:casual or suit
Number of Drugs I have taken:none
Number of CDs I own:1037
Number of Piercings:5 now (used to be 6)
Number of Tattoos:3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:none

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!



Upcoming Projects
Bangkok World Film Festival 2008
Mix Brasil Film Festival 2008
Q! Film Festival Surabaya
Berlin Asian Hot Shots Film Festival - Jan 2009
Clermont-Ferrand Shorts Film Festival - Jan/Feb 2009
Rotterdam Film Festival -January 2009
Berlin Film Festival - Feb 2009


My Quickies:
ABBA
Austin Young
Big Chill
Christiania
Cuba Photo
Eyescream Films
Giorgio Pasotti
Hairspray
Herb Ritts
High Chaparall TV
Kejar Amerika
Ketchup with friends
Ku Dè Ta
Mamma Mia!
Mapplethorpe
Movies
Portishead
Positive Lives
Pucca
Q! Film Festival
Ruangrupa
Sean Michael Beyer
SpaceFx
Stranger in Paradise
Sydney Festival
Travel Intelligence
What's Cooking?
Will Kemp
Yonfan


-G-Strings-
Bruce Labruce
Fauxjob.com
Fridae
GAPA
Gay Porn Blog

Hotel Axel
Hungry for men
Lelaki Gay Indonesia
Long Yang Club
Pacific Friends
Pierre et Gilles
Queer Karaoke
Queeruption
Sexual Racism Sux
Swara Srikandi
Teddy Award
Tim and Roma Show
Unlearning Homophobia
Utopia Asia


Friends and People I know:

Amron Paul - The Creative Flamboyant


Bulika - Erotic Painter


Chandler - The Perfume Man


Christian Scheuss - The Shy Guy


Cucurisme - Slutty Slut


Doris Ng - The Fun Girl


Erratic - Words Player


EwinK's Trip
Famous Feline
Frantic

Guratanpena - The Diplomat Slave


Hendry - The Graduate


Huzh Latifah


Ianmaster
Imaizumi-Iwasa
Imel foto


Ishimine - The Energy Ball


Ivan Handoyo - The Surfer


Jochen Hick

Joffrey - Belgian Sweetheart


Jumpalitan

Kit Hung - The Film Salesman


Larvotto - Sexy Italian


Le Chat

Markus - The 3D Architect


Melancholico - A-go-go Girl


Michael Brynntrup
Oliver
Paola D'alberti

Priyantha - Lovely Painter


Pucca Girl

Richard Winkler - Tropical Painter


Rio - NKOTB


semol
Sengkrilip
Soeren
Soktahu

Stephen Alston - The Activist


Steven - Blond Brondong


Sudere - The Italian Seductress


Tintin Wulia
Tonetone

Torben Brandt - Radio Guy


Ucu - The Fag Hag



Vero - The Film Buff


Vincenzo
yasmina


Fellow Bloggers:
alid
Andy
aNNabaNAna
dien
eat__me::
Fairy Mahdzan
love
sa
Stan-O
Wisa


Articles I wrote:
Lee Chang Dong: an interview
Film Review: Coffee and Cigarrettes (In Indonesian)
Trio Caponata Argamacho
Jakarta International Film Festival (JiFFest)
Tommi Kitti Dance & Co
Bambalina Titelles Puppet Theatre
Spanish Film Festival
Elly Luthan Dance
Actis and Krakatau Bands jam together
Zeffirelli Retrospective
Mini@tures to combine dance, video and multimedia
The Scorpions live in concert
Confession of a gay guy
Video Art Festival
Travel: Kalianda, Lampung
Interview: Oliver Zwink
Travel: Istanbul
Hamam-The Turkish Bath

Festivals I Was Involved:
L&G Hamburg Film Festival
- Oct 04

Tokyo International Film Festival
Rome Asian Film Festival
- Nov 04

JIFFest, Jakarta - Dec 04
Q! Film Festival, Jakarta - Dec 04
Turin G&L Film Festival (Turin) - 2004
Cinemasia Film Festival (Amsterdam) - 2004
Q! Film Festival (Jakarta) - 2003
Berlin Film Festival (Berlin) - 2003
Q! Film Festival (Jakarta) - 2002
Indonesian Dance Festival (Jakarta) - 2002
Mardi Gras (Sydney) - 2002
Art Summit Festival (Jakarta) - 2001
Italian Film Festival (Jakarta) - 2001
Asiatica Film Mediale (Rome) - 00-03
British Film Festival (Jakarta) - 2000
Jiffest (Jakarta) - 99, 00, 02-03

Media words of me:

The Age (Australia)
Australian Centre for Independent Journalism
Hamburger Morgen Post (In German)
Humboldt University News (in German)
Iloveindo.nl
Arcigay (in Italian)
South China Morning Post
Jakarta Post
The Sentinel Record
Indiewire.com
Jakarta Post
Detik.com (in Indonesian)


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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
How to Identify Pink Guys

This is the era where the line between the pink and the blue guys are blurred by some victimized fashion excuse. Even the language of gay people has been popularized by many public figures like film stars and TV hosts. There is almost no more space to communicate in a secret language. Then, the gay guys are now so confused and frustrated. This is the times where wearing tight T-Shirts doesn’t mean anything anymore. An earring on your right ear has also become a fashion for macho heterosexual guys. Putting a colourful handkerchief on your back pocket is no longer in use. Darling, who needs a handkerchief nowadays? That is so passé. Handkerchief is only used by those boring guys in suits and ties. A ring on the little finger is a common accessory. That designer’s stubble as facial hair of George Michael has been copied by the sexy singer Craig David. Highlighted hair colours or spiky are so in demand by any trendy men in the beauty salon.

So, what’s left to sharpen your gaydar in order not to hit the wrong guys?

Well, there are still some obvious yet subtle hints that the gay guys usually air their pink auras to other fellows. Here are 10 clues for the clueless ones:

1. The look in the eyes
This is the most trusted way in recognizing your kind. If you’ve been “out and about” in town for several years and cruising in every single corner of the city, you would know most of the time who is “yes” and who is “no” just by looking into his eyes. This, of course, is only applicable as long as you are not the type who thinks everybody is gay. This is only applied to gay men. Women won’t be able to do this test.

2. Menthol Ciggies
Aha! This is the new trend. 95% of the menthol ciggies smokers are gay. The most fave one is Marlboro followed closely by Dunhill and Lucky Strike. But if he doesn’t smoke then find other clues below.

3. Shouting neon head-turner colours
Just look closely. Maybe he has a shocking pink bracelet? An electric green bag? Bright neon blue socks? If you pass by a guy and there’s a colour shouting back at you then you have the right to suspect if he is gay.

4. Big bags
These days many queens bring an enormous bag. From a spare T-Shirt, undies, socks and some basic toiletries in hoping that they might spend the night somewhere else, or even two nights, or a week or a meaningful long-term relationship in the end. A weekend trip to Bandung or even worse to Bali, the guys will bring the whole 3 ensemble piece of Louis Vuitton enough for two months stay.

5. Gay Anthems
Watch the guys on the dance floor! When a number from Beyonce, Britney, Kylie or Madonna invading the ears, The gay guys will suddenly transform into some pro lip-sync or move their bodies like a cheap erotic dancer. In the past, it would be Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive or ABBA’s Dancing Queen. If they are not dancing then maybe follow the next clue.

6. Erecting little finger
Guys who do things with their little finger erected all the time are undoubtably gay. Especially while holding a glass and drinking.

7. Adidas, Nike or D& G swimming trunk
For the gym bunnies and swimming lovers, it’s the chance for the gay guys to show off with big letters shouting out the brands and the colours.

8. Women’s cosmetics
This is a difficult one. But if you have a chance to sneak into his room or his bathroom, search for moisturizing cream. Maybe they have Clinique, Ponds, or L’Oreal.

9.  Lip Gloss
Shining lips in a humid tropical country? Yeah, right! He must be!

10. Narcissistic pics in Friendster or Facebook profile
The new hobby of gay guys is to put some self-taken pics flashing some skin then publish them in their Friendster or Facebook profiles. The discreet ones would put some pics with lots and lots of friends doing silly faces and things. If they have more than 30 applications and including these erotic tests or quizzes, it’s time for you to send them a message and request to be added into their friend’s list.


Posted at 05:10 am by absolut-badalu

 

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